DIBLEY TO THE RESCUE

C'mon Dwayne. Time to be a hero.

ABOUT TIME TO WHUP DEM DAMN BRONKERS

Flashback to January 1998.....

Almost 20 years old, I was. In the AFC Championship game, Pittsburgh was.

And so was fucking Denver.

Let's go further back.......

January 1995 - San Diego Beats Pittsburgh in AFC Champ. Shitty.
January 1996 - Dallas beats Pittsburgh in Super Bowl. Shittay.
January 1997 - New England Gaytriots beat Pittsburgh in 2nd round of playoffs.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

So, by 1998 I was sure that things would change. I was sure that Kordell "Sl-gash" Stewart would lead the Steelers to a ring. I was sure that Bill Cowher would stop running 50 trick plays a game.

And I was definitely sure they could beat the damn John Elways.

But they didn't. Stewart played like shit. Cowher spit all over everyone and it was disgusting. Shannon Sharpe ran his horse-ass mouth, and that was that.

By the way, fuck Shannon Sharpe. With a rapier, in his horsey armpit.


Pittsburgh and Denver didn't play again until 2003, and Denver won.
In 2005, Pittsburgh finally got that AFC championship revenge.

In 2006 Denver won.
In 2007, Denver won.

Denver will not win again.





OTHER NEWS

Bruce Lee played a mean ping pong.

Caring

I often think about the things people care about. About about about.

It reminds me of a bathroom poster poem.


Dome people come into our lives and care about shit.
Dome people want us to care about the same shit too.
Dome people can't understand the apathetic mind.
Dome people want our life love and time.

You see, we need dome people. They pull us in to a place that makes us feel warm.
But you have to question how real that place is. No one wants to be old and lonely.

Or is it - no one wants to be young and lornely?

Chemical reactions? Boom.

Shared struggle? You betcha.

Yes, these are serious things - not to be taken lightly. But when does practicality figure in to the equation? Shit.







Good for you? Bad for me? Who the fuck knows. Steelers 4-2.

Marvin Gaye.

RETIRE? UNRETIRE?

God, blogging is so pointless. Every time I make a post, I feel like it will surely be the last one. I think I may have run out of things to vent. I mean, the Steelers will win, and they will lose. Music will astound and disappoint. Our jobs will make us brain dead eternally.

So why keep bitching about it, like a little bitch? It's time to squash the hatred, and exude love through obscurity.

aaauuuuuhhhhhhh

The hibernation ends. The long, cold summer is in the past.

What did I sleep through? Ehhhhhxxxxx absolutely nothing.



STEELERS 13 TITANS 10





Tennessee was pretty good last year. But this year THEY SUCK. Fuck you Tennessee.

My analysis is a bit like this:

Titans played okay but choked with the field goals. Steelers played like shit but got a few big plays. Exciting game. Hard to remember. Moving on.

Next week Chicago Bears.




Holy shit that is a scary bear. We need special tactics.






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THINGS DON"T CHANGE MUCH IN 11 YEARS

March 1998






Oh hell yeh, this game is awesome.








Hmm...secret characters. How to unlock them?


I see, I have to play this really hard minigame and collect stuff. And also some kind of netless volleyball against a dinosaur? It might take a few days, but I can do it.




March 2009








Game is FUCKING AWESOME! Yes!





Eh? Secret characters? I wonder how to unlock them?






BAM! What the fuck?!