Dear Tennessee Titans,
Congratulations. You beat Pittsburgh, and secured home field for the playoffs. I bet you're feeling pretty good right about now. Cocky, even.
And why wouldn't you? 40 year old QB, rookie running back, and celebrity fans.
You got it going on, Tennessee. I understand your malice toward that little towel. Why should you have to see so many in your own stadium? It must have hurt your feelings something fierce.
So you did something about it. By golly, you stomped on that cloth like a cockroach. You said "This is what we do to towels from Pittsburgh!"
So fearsome! So controversial! So baby blue!
You knew that dissing the towel would guarantee a future victory. You saw how well it worked out for the Bengals.
Unfortunately, there is a downside to all of this. You see, Deebo has an unhealthy love for washwear. When you hurt his towel, you made Deebo very angry.
You won't like him when he's angry.
Warmest fuckyou and deepest eatmyass,
Cornbread
2 comments:
That was great! They were all like, "I wipe my ass on your towel" Good stuff
How'd the Shithawks do this year?
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